Bernie is a bit of a mystery. We don't know where he was born... or if he has brothers or sisters. We know he has a wife, Emilie, and two dogs, Howard and Kiwi. The wife proves that girls will talk to him, well, at least one girl. She's the only one on record. His favorite food is sandwiches and his favorite member of the Spice Girls is Sporty. And he watches a lot of TV. An alarming amount, really.