Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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The Royal Baby’s Name Means Absolutely Nothing + That Town Crier Was a Fraud
Kate Middleton and Prince William brought a brand new future king into the world, but don't go thinking that the name they chose -- George Alexander Louis -- is symbolic or anything. Or that they still use a town crier to announce things in England.
The Royal Baby Finally Has a Name
Attention, peasants of earth: Prince William and Kate Middleton's baby hath now been blessed with a name of tradition and bore: George Alexander Louis.
So we definitely lost in the betting pool with our Prince George Michael guess. On the plus side, we no longer have to call him the Royal Baby.
Chris Brown Pleads Not Guilty in Hit and Run Case
Chris Brown pleaded not guilty yesterday (July 23) to the hit and run case that caused his probation -- in conjunction with his 2009 attack on then-girlfriend Rihanna -- to be revoked.
Conan O’Brien Shows the Royal Family How to Properly Present a New Baby [VIDEO]
Late-night host Conan O'Brien was pretty miffed about how Kate Middleton and Prince William barely showed off their as-yet unnamed baby yesterday (July 23), bemoaning the fact that they didn't do it with enough style. Which prompted him to show them how it's done.
New ‘Hunger Games: Catching Fire’ Trailer Features That Jennifer Lawrence + Liam Hemsworth Scene You Were Waiting For [VIDEO]
If Peeta and Katniss (given the hilarious mashup name Peeniss by fans) are your thing, there will be plenty of angst in the upcoming 'Hunger Games: Catching Fire' film. But since there will also be a lip lock between Katniss and Gale (aka Kale), that should make the other half of the fandom happy.
If you're in that latter group, the brand new theatrical trailer has some Jennifer Lawrence on Liam H
Prince William + Kate Middleton Welcome Their Royal Baby
Hear ye, hear ye! On this day, July 22, Prince William and yon wife Kate Middleton have successfully created the third successor in line for the British throne: a (still unnamed) baby boy.
That's right, kids. The royal bun has officially exited the royal oven. And Kanye had nothing to do with it.
Justin Bieber’s Mom Sees All – Photo of the Week
Justin Bieber went and got himself yet another tattoo, but this one might be the weirdest yet. Because it's a giant replica of his mother's eye on the inside of his arm. Who is now forced to watch everything he does.
Whatever, the ladies will probably still love it anyway.
Fergie’s Legally Changing Her Name to … Fergie
Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie's real name isn't Fergie -- it's actually Stacy Ann Ferguson, but she's filed paperwork to legally change it to Fergie Duhamel.
Man Proposes to His Girlfriend – With the Help of Zach Braff [VIDEO]
Matt Hubert is yet another dude making guys everywhere think they need to propose in a big, public setting. He even enlisted the help of 'Scrubs' star Zach Braff to help him pop the question to his girlfriend Janice. And of course Zach agreed, because celebrities can't seem to say no to that stuff.
Also, Matt may have donated to Zach's infamous Kickstarter, which probably didn't hurt any.
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Human Toolbox Justin Bieber Peed in a Mop Bucket at a Restaurant + Thought It Was Hilarious [VIDEO]
If you didn't think l'enfant terrible Justin Bieber was already bratty enough, we have new evidence that may finally convince you: Earlier this year, he was caught on video (by an apparently easily-impressed friend) peeing into a mop bucket in the back of a restaurant. Because, you know, class.
"Wait? Wait? What do you mean someone is upset they have to clean that? That's prime Justin Bieber
Teen Arrested at Pink Concert for Sending Out a Tweet That Sounded Like a Bomb Threat
A teenage Pink fan sent a terrible, horrible, no good, very stupid tweet on his way to her concert on Saturday (July 7) in Melbourne, Australia -- a tweet that basically made it sound like he had plans to bomb the arena.
Avril Lavigne + Chad Kroeger Are Married
Avril Lavigne is now officially Mrs. Nickelback, as she and the band's frontman Chad Kroeger tied the knot yesterday (July 1) in the South of France. It's apparently where all the pop-punk kids swap vows these days.