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Kelly Clarkson + Brandon Blackstock Set a Wedding Date
Miss Independent is one step closer to tying the knot.
Kelly Clarkson and fiance Brandon Blackstock, who got engaged in Decemeber, have a wedding date.
So Janet Jackson Is a Billionaire Now
This year Janet Jackson finally joined the billionaires club -- and if you think it's only because her new husband, retail mogul Wissam Al Mana, is stupid rich, think again.
Janet earned her own billion thanks to a string of successful albums, tours, and the occasional (cringe-worthy) acting role.
Joe Francis Says ‘Retarded’ Jury Who Convicted Him of Assault ‘Should Be Euthanized’
We last heard from known douchenozzle and 'Girls Gone Wild' creator Joe Francis, he was being convicted of assault and false imprisonment after trying to keep three women in his house and slamming one girl's head into a tile floor multiple times like a gentleman.
Now he's mouthing off about the jury who convicted him -- and in the process, making it abundantly clear they did the right thing.
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Ricky Gervais Picked a Twitter Fight With Katy Perry, Rihanna, Beyonce … and God
Funnyman Ricky Gervais -- who has made no secret of his atheism -- recently took to his Twitter feed in the wake of the devastating tornado in Oklahoma to call out some fellow celebs that he felt should've been more tangible with their sympathy.
Bill Murray + This Crying Baby May Be Brothers From Another Mother [PHOTO]
Lately, Bill Murray has been known more and more for his crazy antics than his iconic film roles -- antics like showing up at random house parties, pranking construction workers and riding around Europe on a golf cart.
Now he can add one more thing to his repertoire: making babies cry.
Gwyneth Paltrow Gave a Drunk Interview in Which She Toasted Hairless Ladybits
Gwyneth Paltrow, hot off her 'Iron Man 3' performance, has been granting interviews left and right with the hoi polloi to prove she's just like you and me.
It was no different when she sat down with Australia's 'The Kyle and Jackie O Show.'
New ‘Arrested Development’ Teaser Will Remind You to Always Leave a Note [VIDEO]
It's the final countdown.
After seven years of sobbing loudly in a showers while wearing cutoffs, 'Arrested Development' fans can rejoice: The new trailer for season 4 has arrived, and it's even more exciting than a fire (sale).
Charlie Brown Voice Actor Sentenced to a Year in the (Pig)Pen
Peter Robbins, who voiced Charlie Brown in all your favorite 'Peanuts' specials, has been sentenced to a year in jail for threatening an ex-girlfriend, stalking her plastic surgeon and forgetting the true meaning of Christmas.
Simon Pegg, Leah Remini, Bill Gates + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 7) celebrities mourned the loss of Hollywood effects legend Ray Harryhausen, celebrated teachers, and obsessed over a murder trial.
‘Girls Gone Wild’ Creator Joe Francis Convicted of Assault for Going Wild on Three Women
Joe Francis, creator of 'Girls Gone Wild,' was convicted of assault and false imprisonment on Monday (May 6) for a 2011 incident in which he took three women back to his house under false pretenses and then attacked them for trying to leave.
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Martha Stewart Has Found Five Men Online Who Aren’t Completely Creepy [VIDEO]
Martha Stewart is really taking this whole Match.com thing seriously -- narrowing down 20,000 possible suitors to five in record time.
Miley Cyrus Launched an Instagram Account + Might Have Blown Maxim’s Hot 100 Reveal [PHOTOS]
When a magazine like Maxim comes out with its annual "Hot 100" list, revealing who took the top spot is a pretty big deal. Maxim was planning to do that for its 2013 list on this Thursday's 'Today' show -- but Miley Cyrus, it seems, had other plans.