Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
Emerald Catron
Conspiracy Theorist Simultaneously Hates, Wants to Marry Leonardo DiCaprio
So this lady believes pretty strongly that children are dying because Leonardo DiCaprio won't put her in a movie with him. (This is her kind of NSFW "demo" reel.) She also thinks they are meant to be married, possibly because their birthdays are only three days apart. It's hard to say -- she comes off as a little crazy, especially in the letter she sent out to Hollywood executives to bol
‘Gangnam Style’ Sets World Record for Most Liked YouTube Video
"The song is characterized by its strongly addictive beats and lyrics, and is thus certain to penetrate the foundations of modern philosophy." That's the description of this video on YouTube. And they might be right -- Psy's 'Gangnam Style' has just set the Guinness world record for the most liked video on YouTube -- 2...
Zombies Overtake Columbus, Screaming Ensues
This video is basically just a bunch of people reacting predictably to a zombie man chasing them, but there are a few treasure moments in this prank on the people of Columbus; namely a woman who threatens to use self-defense on one zombie, and a guy who's bike will not go no matter how fast he pedals...