‘Bachelor’ Sean Will Wait Until Marriage to Have Sex Because He’s a Virgin. Only Not Really.
Well, sort of.
Sean, who is a conservative Christian and born-again virgin (with those abs? What a crime!) says he and his new fiancée will not enjoy relations of a carnal nature until they’ve tied the knot.
Instead of getting bizzy, Sean will channel his sexual frustration into competing on the new season of ‘Dancing with the Stars‘ — not to mention defending his stance while a nation of boyfriend-less women swoon over his morals.
“From my perspective, I’ve lived life kind of selfishly for a long time,” he told PEOPLE. “Now, I’m going to try to live it the way I know to be right.”
Sean’s startling confession jibes with earlier reports that claimed he was a virgin, easily bumping him to the top of the ranking of dudes who’ve never done it, which is the male equivalent of being named Miss Congeniality.
And how does Catherine feel about Sean saving himself, considering she sat by patiently while her soon-to-be hubby test drove two dozen other women on national TV? Well, waiting some more doesn’t faze her in the least. She seems to think Sean is some sort of modern-day King of Siam by saying, “I honor him.”
ABC will broadcast their nuptials, although no date has been set. Considering Sean is keeping his zipper in the upright and locked position, though, you shouldn’t be surprised that he’s chomping at the bit to walk down the aisle, saying, “I’m a guy. I’d go to the courthouse tomorrow if she’d let me.”
Knowing the prize that awaits that night, it all makes perfect sense. Of course, the ugly track record of ‘Bachelor’ couples indicates Sean may wind up renewing his V-card sooner than he thinks.