I am going to destroy everyone.

This Thursday, February 23, the Pour House Bar and Grill will be holding a Mario Kart Tournament starting at 7 p.m. This event is free and they will be giving away prizes from PBR who is the main sponsor of the event. By the way, this will be Mario Kart on the Nintendo 64. Old school, people.

The manager of the Pour House told me what's going to happen is that everyone will have a beer and they will have to finish it before their race is over, but the problem is you can't drink and drive. So your character will have to be stationary while you drink. I like this game.

For more details, check out their Facebook Event page and I will see you down there.