THANK GOODNESS!  Mila Kunis has brains and was "grossed out" by the request from Charlie Sheen to be one of his goddesses!  Who do you think he will try and recruit next?  Lindsay Lohan?  Lady Gaga?

'Black Swan' beauty Mila Kunis was taken aback and a little disgusted that Charlie Sheen publicly named her to be the next addition to the bevy of porn stars currently engaged in a polyamorous lifestyle with him.

During a performance of his 'Violent Torpedo of Truth' tour in Columbus, Ohio, Sheen announced that he wanted Mila to join him, Natalie Kenly and porn star Bree Olsen.

"Here's the good news -- my goddesses have already f---ing approved her. She's pre-approved! I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f---ing Kunis: If Mila Kunis is stealing your s--t, trust me, you're still f---ing winning, you're still winning at that moment."

Pals close to Mila say thanks but no thanks and sorry Charlie.

"Obviously Charlie wanted to name someone who would create publicity for his tour, but the thought of it grosses Mila out," a pal of the starlet tells us.

"I'm going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes. I'm going to buy them all and then she can come steal them. A super f---ing hot thief named Mila Kunis. Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favorite s--t to steal," Sheen continued to rant, alluding to his ex wife Denise Richards, who he tore into at the show and has branded a "dog thief."

Not that Mila can't take a joke. She gets Charlie's over the top sense of humor. Still, she wants nothing to do with joining his harem of women.