celebrity cribs

The handsome actor who owns this on-the-market home in the Hamptons is a triple threat: He can sing, he can dance, and he can portray a gigolo with the best of them. (As can anyone who is not Rob Schneider.)

If you have 10 million or so burning a hole in your pocket, this picturesque house currently owned by an Academy Award winner could be yours. Just try not to cry over the huge price tag, boys.

This Los Angeles home was recently purchased by an always hunky and often shirtless werewolf. Because he's just not pale and weak enough to be one of those pathetic vampires all the teenagers love. In fact, he does such a good job howling at the moon that in 2011 he was voted "Favorite Pop-Culture Werewolf of All Time." Yup, of all time. (Talk about your resume-boosters.)

This gorgeous mansion in the Carribean is currently on the market by its silver-haired owner, whom we're pretty sure came out of the womb with his grey locks intact.

This Beverly Hills mansion is on the market, but is currently owned by a middle-aged action movie star whose resume is as impressive as his brood.

This recently-purchased Mulholland Estate home is owned by a former Mouseketeer and teen idol who's finally decided to embrace her new curves.

Which comedian slash actor slash internet award presenter is trying to sell his contemporary ranch house in the Los Feliz area of Los Angeles? Again?