One of the baddest m***** f****** in show business today, Samuel L. Jackson, is doing a wonderfully fun promotion on today in which you get to decide what 300 word long monologue he will record. If you could gask Samuel L. Jackson to say anything, what would you ask him to say?

The promotion isn't just for kicks and giggles though. Samuel L Jackson is doing it to raise awareness for one of his favorite non-profits, Alzheimer's Society.

Would you like to meet Mr. Jackson? He is also offering one lucky person a flight to the UK to sit down for lunch with him! To enter to win the lunch date, all you have to do is donate a little to the Alzheimer's Society. Donate $200 and you will even get a signed Kangol hat!