Cassandra Rose

Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.

5 Celebrities Who Almost Look Better As Zombies

On AMC's 'The Walking Dead,' our planet is overrun with flesh-eating zombies. And while Snooki, Donald Trump, John Mayer, Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan aren't quite pretty enough to play the undead, we have the fix for that. We've zombie-fied those annoying individuals to make them picture-perfect, and even given them appropriate new names -- just in time for Halloween.

Guess the Celebrity Crib

The second most overpaid actress in Hollywood is moving on up to a bigger and better home, because when you have a return profit of $3.40 for every dollar you get paid, you can splurge a little.

Guess the Celebrity Crib

This fixer-upper in Los Angeles is owned by a jack-of-all-trades who's more self-important than the majority of celebrities (quite a feat, that). In addition to being an actor, this homeowner blogs, teaches and holds God knows how many degrees by now.

Celebrity Prom Pictures Worse Than Yours

Prom season is almost upon us. Which means boys are renting tuxes and limos, girls are trying on frothy dresses, and everyone is prepping for an after-party filled with alcohol and lost virginities. We kid. (Sort of.)

Tina Fey Laughs About Her Emmys Nip Slip on ‘SNL’ Promo + ‘Late Night’ [VIDEOS]

If you haven't yet heard, this past weekend at the annual Emmy Awards, comedienne Tina Fey had a teeny, tiny nip-slip for a fraction of a second on national television. Rather than let that get to her, though, Fey has chosen to mock the incident herself, using it as fodder for a 'Saturday Night Live' promo and in an interview on 'Late Night.'

Kaley Cuoco + Ryan Sweeting Engaged After a Three-Month Romance

'Big Bang Theory' actress Kaley Cuoco has found her knight in shining armor in tennis player Ryan Sweeting after only three-months of dating (following a possible PR romance with Henry Cavill). The duo are engaged to be married.

M.I.A. Refuses to Pay Fine For Flipping the Bird During Her Super Bowl Performance [VIDEO]

Rapper M.I.A. is refusing to pay any money to the NFL for showing off her middle-finger during her Super Bowl performance alongside Madonna last year because according to her, scantily clad faux-cheerleaders showing off their undergarments is much more offensive than what she did.

Neil Patrick Harris Won’t Host Any More Awards Shows Anytime Soon

Neil Patrick Harris has been the go-to awards show host for a while now, but with four Tony Award gigs and two Emmy Awards ceremonies under his belt, the song and dance man is ready to take a break from the hosting gig for a while.

One of Rihanna’s Selfies Gets Two Men Arrested in Thailand [PHOTO]

We know that Rihanna's Instagram account is used for many things, including provocative nude photos and pictures that make us jealous we're not Rihanna, but it never had its powers used for good. Until now.

Miley Cyrus Wore Pasties + Hung Out With the Kardashians Over the Weekend [PHOTOS, VIDEO]

Recently single lady Miley Cyrus had quite the weekend, performing and crying during her first-post Liam performance at the iHeartRadio Festival in a mesh dress and pasties -- and making buddies with the Kardashians. Well, minus Kim Kardashian and her blonde hair, both of whom have yet to make a public appearance since the birth of North West.

Miley Cyrus’ MTV Documentary ‘The Movement’ Gets a Trailer [VIDEO]

Miley Cyrus has amassed an army of followers, at least if the trailer for her upcoming documentary for and by MTV is to be believed, in which she talks about her new look, her new sound and her much blabbed about VMA's performance which conveniently aired on MTV. You'd think they were psychic or something.

Fergie, Mario Lopez, Kat Von D + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day

Today (September 17) babies were shown off, clone armies were amassed, buildings were climbed, pop-stars got lost and eyebrows were raised in vaguely threatening manners. Basically, just another day in the Twitterverse. Excelsior!